Monthly Archives: April 2005

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totally transfixed on the soverenty of God.  why can’t i just have some faith.  well, ap tests this coming up week.  tuesday world history and then friday european history.  if i pass both i will get twevle college credits.  then school for a few weeks and finales and then summer.  summer will consist of my birtrhday and then peru. and then fourth of july and then japan and then school starts again.  i am going back to kimberly.  i will miss most my friends but also the class options.  classes are not bad next year though.  i am exited to see my old friends even though many will be gone, oh well.  love all

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wowser. practice ap exam today. missed work and it is all trial.  God will pull me through.  I am in a paradox that i need to pray about.  I feel called to wittness genrally by means of a full time missionary but i want to be a actor/voice actor, write and draw comics, write other stuff, draw conepetual art for movies and animation and want to go to an art school, ack.  God will help me with this. 

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wow, last wensday was awsome.  and i am officially not gay becuase i don’t find my identity in sex but in Jesus Christ.  “For that is what you once were, but you were washed you were sanctified by the blood of Christ and the Spirit of our God.”  quotation in essence.  God is soverign and he revealed a lot of cool things wendsay night, for details talk to me.  Ben Sidran was totally amazaing.  God was awestiking during expierence the Almighty. and i am anxious for the practice ap test on tuesday, oh so nervous.

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Wow, interesting weekend.  It did not feel like a weekend at all.  hell.  and then some.  Yeah ruamge was fun/cool/great God has been kind of neat, you know like he always is.  Yeah Jesus is like this cool guy/friend/reedemr,washer feeter/ lordwho comes and washes your feet, wow, i am humbled.  yeah well. life is been so ok/fair yet unfair and  oh so bitter sweat. 


Words of Wisdom:  I seek refuge with the Lord and Cherisher of Mankind.Quran 114:1


yeah we are studying islam in world religions right now, kool stuff

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Well tonight was nice. it was a slightly cold but rather cool night.  it is like nice when you are standing but to cold to sit on the stone floor that remmebers winter all to well.  i hung out with my my sister tonich, it was nice.  copper rock, pizza hut and alli-my sister got and industrail in her right ear.  met some cool guys from neehnah and talked with natahsha and nicole form kimberly for like an hour. totally nice. and Jesus is cool i like him.

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Wow.  Monkey Wrench was awsome last night.  Something to Do.  and then ap world, euro review and the Expierience class. totally cool.  haning out with my sister tonight. and hw.  and God is so wonderful.  and i don’t know what i want to do with my life, yet, i know what i am going to do with it? yeah thats true.  weird and confused. i am realying bumbing about going back to kimberly next year but whatever.  since half my friends will be gone, erin is going to rsa and mrs. Lewis is leaving it is going to be even worse.  I guess i feel alienated from all my friends there now because we never really kept in touch.  I miss everone but things wont be like they were.  life is depressing yet i have hope in all things.  God is just so amazing right now.  

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wow, don’t you love this guys voice.  spring break was pretty good and fa.  mrs. coxx did not exept my 125 point packet, at all, becuase it was late.  and if you did not know, we had a bomb threat at, west yesterday for thuresday april six.  Is it thurday or the sixth, today.  anyways it was supposed to be at noon so we had a half day today and anouther tommorow.  I found out Mrs. Lewis is leaving for washinton and i am totally bumbed.  I don’t even want to think about it and want to pretend it is not true.  God works in mysterious ways. 

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eerk, in a hurry.  thought this was funny


How to describe someone who’s…uh…you know…


 


~ Lights are on, nobody’s home.


~ A few clowns short of a circus.


~ A few fries short of a Happy Meal.


~ A few peas short of a casserole.


~ Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.


~ Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.


~ The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.


~ One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.


~ One taco short of a combination plate.


~ Fell out of the family tree


~ A few feathers short of a whole duck.


~ The cheese slid off his cracker.


~ Body by Fisher; brains by Mattel.


~ Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.


~ An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.


~ As smart as bait.


~ Chimney’s clogged.


~ Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.


~ Forgot to pay his brain bill.


~ His sewing machine’s out of thread.


~ If she had another brain, it would be lonely.


~ Slinky’s kinked.


~ Surfing in Nebraska.


~ Too much yardage between the goal posts.


~ Big like ox; smart like tractor.


~ A few sandwiches short of a picnic.


~ Not wound too tight.


~ Shirt size: large. Cap size: small.


~ Room temperature IQ.


~ A few box cars short of a full trainload.


~ Missing a hard-drive.


~ Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


~ Doesn’t have two wits to bat together.


~ Not the brightest crayon in the box.


~ One tire short of a Goodyear.


~ A few Pinata’s short of a fiesta.


~ Butter slipped off the noodles.


~ Not firing on all thrusters.


~ Two cards short of a full deck.


~ Three dots short of an ink-blot test.


~ Forgot to use a surge protector.


~ Half bubble off level.


~ The mental agility of a used soap dish.