Monthly Archives: April 2005

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eerk, in a hurry.  thought this was funny


How to describe someone who’s…uh…you know…


 


~ Lights are on, nobody’s home.


~ A few clowns short of a circus.


~ A few fries short of a Happy Meal.


~ A few peas short of a casserole.


~ Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.


~ Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.


~ The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.


~ One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.


~ One taco short of a combination plate.


~ Fell out of the family tree


~ A few feathers short of a whole duck.


~ The cheese slid off his cracker.


~ Body by Fisher; brains by Mattel.


~ Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.


~ An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.


~ As smart as bait.


~ Chimney’s clogged.


~ Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.


~ Forgot to pay his brain bill.


~ His sewing machine’s out of thread.


~ If she had another brain, it would be lonely.


~ Slinky’s kinked.


~ Surfing in Nebraska.


~ Too much yardage between the goal posts.


~ Big like ox; smart like tractor.


~ A few sandwiches short of a picnic.


~ Not wound too tight.


~ Shirt size: large. Cap size: small.


~ Room temperature IQ.


~ A few box cars short of a full trainload.


~ Missing a hard-drive.


~ Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


~ Doesn’t have two wits to bat together.


~ Not the brightest crayon in the box.


~ One tire short of a Goodyear.


~ A few Pinata’s short of a fiesta.


~ Butter slipped off the noodles.


~ Not firing on all thrusters.


~ Two cards short of a full deck.


~ Three dots short of an ink-blot test.


~ Forgot to use a surge protector.


~ Half bubble off level.


~ The mental agility of a used soap dish.