eerk, in a hurry. thought this was funny
How to describe someone who’s…uh…you know…
~ Lights are on, nobody’s home.
~ A few clowns short of a circus.
~ A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
~ A few peas short of a casserole.
~ Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.
~ Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
~ The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
~ One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
~ One taco short of a combination plate.
~ Fell out of the family tree
~ A few feathers short of a whole duck.
~ The cheese slid off his cracker.
~ Body by Fisher; brains by Mattel.
~ Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
~ An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
~ As smart as bait.
~ Chimney’s clogged.
~ Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
~ Forgot to pay his brain bill.
~ His sewing machine’s out of thread.
~ If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
~ Slinky’s kinked.
~ Surfing in Nebraska.
~ Too much yardage between the goal posts.
~ Big like ox; smart like tractor.
~ A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
~ Not wound too tight.
~ Shirt size: large. Cap size: small.
~ Room temperature IQ.
~ A few box cars short of a full trainload.
~ Missing a hard-drive.
~ Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
~ Doesn’t have two wits to bat together.
~ Not the brightest crayon in the box.
~ One tire short of a Goodyear.
~ A few Pinata’s short of a fiesta.
~ Butter slipped off the noodles.
~ Not firing on all thrusters.
~ Two cards short of a full deck.
~ Three dots short of an ink-blot test.
~ Forgot to use a surge protector.
~ Half bubble off level.
~ The mental agility of a used soap dish.